Poker Rap Yo

I thought poker was all about luck

anyone can win who gives a fuck

So when's it my turn to win a tournament

so my banroll's not cobwebs and lint

poket aces, poket kings that's nothing to me

offsuit rags win all the money

then I stopped and started to think........

but not good at that give me another drink

gonna put it all in with but a gutshot to fill

which is why playing poker is clearly a game of skill

Word, and I'm out

Unregister

wait, can't

Yay

Unregister, unregister, unregister

Mookie?

I think I won the mookie last night. Something about a river King. My empty 18-pack of Busch Light will not divulge the actual details.

But just so you know that any money won is invested wisely, I give you Rush Omaha.....

I play stupid, but it worked kind of

now I gotta figure out what scoop is

Announce your presence with authority

Gigli

Mook 3rd

Yeah me. Hadn't played the Mookie for a while and was able to squeak into the money. Joanada kicked all our asses.