Get Off My Lawn

Keeps me laughing every time !!!!

PokerSlut

I out-lucked 7 brave runners this evening in the Pokerslut Stud H/L. As Gadzooks pointed out, I should go buy a lotto ticket tonight. I suck at Stud but tonight I got lucky, then lucky somemore, then I got lucky, and so on....

Come out next Sunday for the PokerSlut $1 re-buy. Should be donkalicious.

Lochsa

So my buddy invited me on a rafting trip on the Lochsa river in Idaho this coming memorial day weekend. Youtubed it and here it is.

Nice knowing you...

Heads up champion

Pretty good for a buck says me.
(50th time is a charm)

-bastards

Final Table

Made a final table. Wow, this sounds like a twoblackaces post.
Bastards

Poker Rap Yo

I thought poker was all about luck

anyone can win who gives a fuck

So when's it my turn to win a tournament

so my banroll's not cobwebs and lint

poket aces, poket kings that's nothing to me

offsuit rags win all the money

then I stopped and started to think........

but not good at that give me another drink

gonna put it all in with but a gutshot to fill

which is why playing poker is clearly a game of skill

Word, and I'm out

Unregister

wait, can't